Tuesday, November 13, 2012

Skyfall (score: 8.5)

Not knowing what went right with Casino Royale and what went so wrong with Quantum, Skyfall played it very safe. The plot is very average, borderline underwhelming. The villain has no grand plan, MI6 leader get grilled like a rude sales girl, and while beautiful, the 'symbolism' in the opening sequence is way too literal (burning shooting targets?). But not being a bad Bond that sticks to the formula is good enough for most people, including me; and the ridiculously beautiful cinematography, perfect casting, and breathtaking action sequences didn't hurt either.

Sunday, November 11, 2012

Ted (score: 6.5)

Ted would have worked better if it was a stand-up special with the bear (or just Seth McFarland) get up on stage and starts telling the one-liners. The purpose of the tired and uncomfortable story about a man having to prove he grew up to his girlfriend by abandoning his childhood best friend (Ted is part of the symbolism... get it?) is to deliver those jokes anyway.

Saturday, October 20, 2012

Amazing Spider-Man (score: 5)

An origin story that doesn't want to be one, Amazing Spider-Man covers Peter and Uncle Ben story like it's a nuance. Trying to "Dark Knight" Spider-Man apparently meant making New York felt like it has only a few city blocks and drag out awkward family sitcom scenes until we beg for the Lizard, who like like a burn victim with a tail, to attack.

Wednesday, October 17, 2012

Wrong Turn 5: Bloodlines (score: 4)

The fifth installment has nothing that makes the series great. This time they are just bad people that shows up and torture college students. I like the first two films a lot because the main characters made a wrong turn (get it?) and they had the chance to escape, which makes the movies suspensful. No suspense here, the main characters never had a chance.

Wednesday, October 10, 2012

Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunters (score: 3)

A below-average super hero origin story with a hard-to-see soft-core porn style lighting and unnecessary slow motion fights, after I thought they movie was over, they had to unenthusiastic try to integrate Civil War into the plot. There are no clever revelation of how vampire fit into the real life story of Lincoln (he was depressed, yet funny, his wife was crazy). It could have been Andrew Jackson Vampire Hunter, and the only thing different about it would be a Civil War costume.

Sunday, September 16, 2012

Arbitrage (score: 6.8)

Arbitrage is pretty tame. The trailer promised Madoff, and what we get here is barely a Don Draper, whose crime wouldn't even make a good Law and Order episode. Is it about the corrupt system? Is it about social class? It tried to be so many things at once and ended up being average on all department.

Saturday, September 15, 2012

Resident Evil: Retribution (not scored)

Resident Evil film series pretty much mastered walking that thin line of "so bad it's good" without being just bad. It's unoriginal, often silly, sometime insulting, but most of the time still pretty fun. One thing that bug me is that there aren't any new monsters, only either a bigger version or "more" of what we've already seen before.

Tuesday, August 14, 2012

Cabin in the Woods (score: 8.5)

Believe the hype, Cabin in the Woods did turn the genre on its head with plenty of satisfying surprises waiting for Whedon and 80's horror fans. In order to trick us, the film spent a bit too much time in the middle pretending to be a movie it isn't (having scenes in the dark forest where we can barely see anything) before the awesome second half.

Thursday, August 2, 2012

Headhunters (Hodejegerne) (score: 7)

Headhunters established very early that the flawed main character is his own worst enemy, and most of the problems are caused by him. But the movie sent him off to fight several crazy villains in a No Country for Old Men style chase (that resulted in a pretty cool scene in an outhouse), which begs the question: how will he learn anything when all the battle he fought took place on the outside?

Friday, July 20, 2012

Dark Knight Rises (score: 9)

Dark Knight Rises feature tons of great ideas, deliver on an epic scale, but tied together by a very Saturday-morning-cartoon plot. The film gave too little of what's great (Catwoman, John Blake, references to the Dark Knight) and spent too much time on what's not so great (League of Shadows story). With the high score, I will say that I like it because this film is still very Nolan; but it's just not very Batman.

Friday, June 8, 2012

Prometheus (score: 7)

Prometheus, like Alien, is a rare scifi movie with a dark sense of wonder, an anything-can-happen feel with more than enough "oh my god" moments. The film did suffer from the lack of explanation, specifically why every single one of these unbelievably unlikable characters did anything that they did in this movie.

Friday, May 25, 2012

Men In Black 3 (score: 8.5)

Instead of being "another day another alien" story like the second one, Men in Black 3's self contained time-travel case feature enough Men in Black style weirdness, including Josh Brolin's amazing role as a younger and more chilled version of agent K, that help elevate the film from being more than just another Men in Black episode.

Saturday, May 12, 2012

Avengers (score: 9)

Avengers understandably cannot go as deep into each character as the heroes' individual films, but Whedon's  script succeed in not single out any hero while telling a fun story that justifies every action sequences. Even if the trashing of New York climax remind me way too much of Transformers 3's trashing of Chicago, Whedon's famous witty dialogues throughout kept everything fresh until the end.

Friday, April 13, 2012

Lockout (score: 6)

The president's daughter trapped inside a maximum security prison in space with the worst criminals is a pretty cool premise, but even if you take out the "worst criminals" and space, Lockout is still the same. It makes no interesting use of the setting, the action scenes are so-so, and while the cute banter between the leads are a pleasant surprise for this type of movie, it never developed into anything special.

Sunday, January 1, 2012

The Descendants (score: 10)

Set against Hawaii backdrop, the Descendants is a masterpiece in comedy drama. Much like Sideways, the main character's emotional bitter sweet struggle against the absurdity of the situation he found himself in make for a great journey. I would say that the main character is a lot less active in solving the problem than in Alexander Payne's previous work, but the conclusion is satisfying nonetheless.

Friday, December 16, 2011

Mission Impossible 4 (score: 10)

The animated film genius Brad Bird have the super spy running into sand storms, scan his eye on a moving train, and climb the window of the tallest building in the world. The uncharacteristically nervous and desperate Ethan Hunt successfully make us care about the plot of the film because he and his team care about it too.

Saturday, November 19, 2011

The Dead (score: 8)

While bringing nothing new to the table, The Dead is a classic zombie movie at its best. The story is about characters traveling from one point to another (as oppose to barricading) and avoiding zombies that make use of the Africa setting. I love zombie movies, but I don't think I have ever been scared of them this much since Night of the Living Dead.

Wednesday, August 10, 2011

The Help (score: 6.5)

The Help is a film is about racist whites (who are evil in every scenes) and enlightened white (singular) trying to offend one another, with the African American characters sometime act surprise that Emma Stone actually cares about them. I'm not too bothered by the overall plot structure like some do, but how can the director not notice that while the white characters talk, make decisions, and grow; the black characters stand like a furniture waiting to be arranged?

Wednesday, June 29, 2011

Transformers: Dark of the Moon (not scored)

I'm pretty sure this film is a remake of Revenge of the Fallen (the second one). It's the same movie, albeit with more likable side character and a plot that somewhat kinda almost make sense. The horrible destruction befalling Chicago is at least better than watching Shia running in slow motion in a desert with robots doing back-flips behind him for 30 minutes.

NOTE: I erased my last blog over my own review of this film. I did gave it a positive review, given how it's so much better than the second one. A lot of people went to see it came back to tell me how horrible it is. Of course it's horrible. How can you interpret "better than the second one" as "good"?

Tuesday, June 28, 2011

Midnight in Paris (unpopular opinion)

The first part of Midnight in Paris have the main character endure his fiance's annoying friend spouting out fake knowledge for the sake of appearing smart; and we had to endure that too. Afterwards, the main character traveled back in time to meet Picasso, the Fitzgerald's, Dhali and other famous artists and writers, and they talked and talked until I realized this movie was made by someone who is exactly like the fiance's friend.

Thursday, June 23, 2011

A Separation (score: 10)

While the story took place in Iran and showcase several aspect of the culture, a story about a dysfunctional family having to band together to solve a problem that are worsen by the members' illogical decisions driven by prides and other character flaws could have taken place anywhere, as they are everybody's story. With superb acting and great plot, this movie is nothing short of incredible.

Friday, September 10, 2010

Resident Evil Afterlife (not scored)

I prefer to think of the Resident Evil series as "parodies with a straight face". So again, I love the series, but that's just my thing, please make no mistake about how bad they are. Consider that the last quarter of the movie is pretty much the Matrix with zombie dogs, and while there are about a hundred things wrong with that, I'm definitely not bored while watching it.

Friday, January 1, 2010

Best film in 2010 "Scott Pilgrim vs The World"


Best film in 2010 is easily "Scott Pilgrim vs The World"

TOP Ten movies of 2010 in order.
1 Scott Pilgrim vs The World
2 Exit Through the Gift Shop
3 Inception
4 Iron Man 2
5 The Crazies
6 How to Train Your Dragon
7 Black Swan
8 Justice League - Crisis on Two Earths
9 True Grit
10 Winter's Bone
Tangled, Toy Story 3, and Alice in Wonderland almost made the list. The Social Network, Kick-Ass, and Harry Potter Deathly Hollow Part 1 (the weakest of all installments) are not really my style. King's Speech is released in 2011.

Best film in 2009: "Inglorious Basterds"
Best film in 2008: "Dark Knight"
Best film in 2007: "No Country for Old Men"
Best film in 2006: "Casino Royale"
Best film of 2005: "Munich"
Best film of 2004: "Kill Bill vol. 2"
Best film of 2003: "Wrong Turn"
Best film of 2002: "Chicago"
Best film of 2001: "Bridget Jones's Diary"
Best film of 2000: "Almost Famous"

Thursday, January 1, 2009

Best film in 2009: Inglorious Basterds


TOP Ten movies of 2009 in order.
1 Inglorious Basterds
2 Up
3 Drag Me to He1l
4 The Hangover
5 The Cove
6 The Hurt Locker
7 Sherlock Holmes
8 Harry Potter and the Half Blooded Prince
9 Up in the Air
10 Food Inc.
Zombieland, the Blind Side, Star Trek, the Messenger, Watchmen, Avatar, Precious, and Julie & Julia almost made the list.

Best film in 2008: "Dark Knight"
Best film in 2007: "No Country for Old Men"
Best film in 2006: "Casino Royale"
Best film of 2005: "Munich"
Best film of 2004: "Kill Bill vol. 2"
Best film of 2003: "Wrong Turn"
Best film of 2002: "Chicago"
Best film of 2001: "Bridget Jones's Diary"
Best film of 2000: "Almost Famous"